Nah, you'll just have a new hairstyle every time you wake up.
[ Not that she'd actually succeed considering he's such a light sleeper (they both are, the war has done that to them) so unless he consents to it, his hair's going to stay relatively untouched. Except for the other kinds and instances of touching. ]
So you're gonna be extra sweet and clingy? Well then, I guess that's gonna make the paperwork worth it.
[ And because she knows they're just messing around: ] I think I'm gonna have to invoke the promise you made in '89. I'm too tired to get out of bed and bail you out. Also, bring dinner.
For that to happen I'd have to pretend to be a heavier sleeper than I am. Or you knocked me out before then.
[ He's teasing her because they both know she wouldn't have been able to manage it with actual success and it would be better to just ask him, if she felt so strongly about giving him a new hairstyle. Enough time has gone since his experience under Hydra's thumb that he doesn't require the same need for a slow, steady approach in the off chance he ends up attacking but it doesn't mean consent is suddenly no longer a care. It still is, but when the touches from Hel come these days they don't have to be telegraphed in the way they had been in those earlier days, just to make sure he wasn't about to find himself in a position he wouldn't like to be in. ]
The plan is to make the people around us blush if they're gonna try to give us any trouble.
Guess I'll have to keep trouble away while I'm grabbing dinner. What do you want?
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[ Not that she'd actually succeed considering he's such a light sleeper (they both are, the war has done that to them) so unless he consents to it, his hair's going to stay relatively untouched. Except for the other kinds and instances of touching. ]
So you're gonna be extra sweet and clingy? Well then, I guess that's gonna make the paperwork worth it.
[ And because she knows they're just messing around: ] I think I'm gonna have to invoke the promise you made in '89. I'm too tired to get out of bed and bail you out. Also, bring dinner.
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[ He's teasing her because they both know she wouldn't have been able to manage it with actual success and it would be better to just ask him, if she felt so strongly about giving him a new hairstyle. Enough time has gone since his experience under Hydra's thumb that he doesn't require the same need for a slow, steady approach in the off chance he ends up attacking but it doesn't mean consent is suddenly no longer a care. It still is, but when the touches from Hel come these days they don't have to be telegraphed in the way they had been in those earlier days, just to make sure he wasn't about to find himself in a position he wouldn't like to be in. ]
The plan is to make the people around us blush if they're gonna try to give us any trouble.
Guess I'll have to keep trouble away while I'm grabbing dinner. What do you want?